There’s a big dumb part of me likes to imagine that the advancements in the Boson are somehow directly related to the face-melting heatwave. Something to the effect that the more you try to nail down matter, the faster it moves to escape. The whole underpinning of matter is just vibrating itself into a mass-particle friction meltdown trying t exist unobserved.  As soon as we figure it out, it’ll all be gone. Bang.

I can’t read SKUFL. But its good.

Fingerbanger 1: Jamie XX – Far Nearer (SKUFL Remix) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 2: Poldoore – Banana Hammock (don lowed)

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The wee little Japan Aircraft, Romeos Fault ep is a hidden gem.

Fingerbanger 3: Japan Aircraft, Romeos Fault – GooseBumps (don lowed)

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As an offering to appease the universe, there should have been a 10 sheet included in each of these albums, printed with instructions on how to start a commune on the front, and instructions on how to start a cult on the reverse. Welcome back Food. you weren’t gone, but at least you’re back.

Fingerbanger 4: DJ Food – The Electric Images (In My Mind Never Die) (don lowed)

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Holmes, calm down. We’re not on drugs, but your face is melting off.

Fingerbanger 5: Reefer – BlueMoon (don lowed)

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Keep it Hot clicks + the bonus vinyl rip. – the eq.

BallSweat Bonus: Aboriginals – Keep It Hot (don lowed)

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A tennis court, baseline to baseline, is 78ft long. First serves are launched at well over 100mph. Some volleys come even faster. That means a player returning a shot has just 400 to 500 milliseconds from when the ball leaves their opponent’s racket until it hits his or her own. Just half a second.

Dryhump Champion: Patrick Hagenaar – Where My Hoes At (Upjeet Remix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Patrick Hagenaar – Where My Hoes At (Dan Lemur Remix) (don lowed)

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Compared to a relatively quiet environment (50 decibels), a moderate level of ambient noise (70 dB) enhanced subjects’ performance on the creativity tasks, while a high level of noise (85 dB) hurt it. Modest background noise, the scientists explain, creates enough of a distraction to encourage people to think more imaginatively.

These are the still heat days of the year. Closing in. Moving on.

Fingerbanger 1: Bishop Morroco – Last Years Disco Guitars (don lowed)

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There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it. – George Bernard Shaw

There’s many seasons to enter the Romani cabin.

Fingerbanger 2: The Jesus & Mary Chain – Just Like Honey (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: The Raveonettes – Black/White (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 4: Corridor – Pieces Of Work (don lowed)

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The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois. – Gustave Flaubert

Fingerbanger 5: The Echo Friendly – Same Mistakes (don lowed)

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Fukkn’ Summer.

The Catch-22 is that, just to the extent that Nature has succeeded in putting consciousness beyond the reach of rational explanation, she must have undermined the very possibility of showing that this is what she’s done.

Throwback: The Cure – A Forest (7″ Version) (don lowed)

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Throwback: Visage – Fade To Grey (12″ Version) (don lowed)

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“The vocal track on the original 12″ version features an audible scream during the song’s intro. Vocalist Bernard Sumner has since explained that the scream was from him due to fellow bandmates thrusting a snowball down his shirt during recording.”

The two tracks were recorded as 12″ long versions and later edited to 7″ by engineer Peter Woolliscroft using one of the first Sony PCM 1610 Digital editing systems available in UK. The 7″ version is a more structured version with a commercial synthpop feel; the 12″ is more chaotic with the emphasis on electronic rhythms rather than melody.

Throwback: New Order – Temptation (12 ” Version)

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“Newton’s laws work well when things are normal sized, when they’re moving at a normal speed.”

Dryhump Champion: Thugfucker – Disco Gnome (Tale Of Us Remix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Jobe – Keep Control (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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The Stars which appear to revolve around the North and South Poles of the heavens provide a natural a natural clock to tell the local time. In the Northern Hemisphere the two bright stars in the Big Dipper, which are known as the pointers to the Pole Star, can be used as the hour hand; and the position of the Pole Star can be taken as the imaginary center around which the hand rotates.

I don’t have any help from my internets because they are down, broken. Late. Deal with it.

Fingerbanger 1: The Jazzual Suspects – This Beat (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 2: Julian Lynch – Banana Jam Pt.1 (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: Emay – Drift Rumpus! (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 4: Grimes – Oblivion (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 5: Xploding Plastix – 6 Hours Starlight (don lowed)

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This: http://www.okcenemies.com/

To my estimation there are two ways to listen to this song. 1. Un-EQ’d Headphones (of course). 2. Mid-summer tent even with a wall of fukk you beating up on your eardrums til they ring for 6 days. That this is essentially 8 minutes of anticipated break without a break pretty much demands all sorts to god damn to follow…

Dryhump Champion: Eitan Reiter & A Balter – Business Or Pleasure (don lowed)

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God Damn. Welcome home heathens.

Dryhump Champion: Pig & Dan – La Teta (don lowed)

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This weeks FBF is top notch, except for my derailed thoughts. The changeup and two-seamer have great movement. Solid Wood.

“Ideas for Acronym… outnumber executed products a thousand to one”

Fingerbanger 1: Phedre – In Decay (don lowed)

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The Love is Blue sample is geared nice hype. Like summertime at Lower Trestles. Red Arrow.

Fingerbanger 2: Supersci – All Year Next Year (don lowed)

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Braincells are calling this song of the week.

Fingerbanger 3: Pcm & Manik – There Is A Land (don lowed)

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This songs progression is the sound of my everyday… they always start out pretty easy, but all too soon axes start flying.

Fingerbanger 4: Koyunbaba – Loki (don lowed)

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This is here first because of the bouncebaton video (prolly NSFW, but so is the song). Second it’s here because Diplo.

Fingerbanger 5: Diplo – Express Yourself (Ft.Nicky B) (don lowed)

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Ridiculous. I’m dying… These symphony of Science videos are comedic brilliance. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Lawrence Krauss, Richard Feynman Autotuned

Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards

Dryhump Champion: Cuddy & Kidd – Air Raid (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 1: Gui Boratto – Its Majik (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 2: Etienne De Crecy – Funk (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: Lewis Boardman – Red Light Lullaby (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 4: Darkstar – Squeeze My Lime (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 5: Ilya Decado – Slow But True (Gege Remix) (don lowed)

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