A tennis court, baseline to baseline, is 78ft long. First serves are launched at well over 100mph. Some volleys come even faster. That means a player returning a shot has just 400 to 500 milliseconds from when the ball leaves their opponent’s racket until it hits his or her own. Just half a second.

Dryhump Champion: Patrick Hagenaar – Where My Hoes At (Upjeet Remix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Patrick Hagenaar – Where My Hoes At (Dan Lemur Remix) (don lowed)

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