Hot & Heavy is fukkn killing lately. Tis’ the season I guess. These Mak & Pasteman Remixes are uggghhh, and the Originals are uggghhh. Fukkn’ Uggghhh you dirty sluts.

Dryhump Champion: Mak & Pasteman – Playboy (Clicks & Whistles Remix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Mak & Pasteman – Jungle Juice (Mike G Remix)(don lowed)

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Sorry Everyone. We’re being hacked on a daily…  I’ll have this cleaned up as soon as I can.

It took me just a second too long to determine if that clicking was in the headphones or the clock on my patience reverberating in my head. Still nothing compared to the clicking in my ankles.

Dryhump Champion: Kolombo – Acai (Delon & Dalcan Mix) (don lowed)

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“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.”

— Albert Camus

Fingerbanger 1: Tickler Tea & Magic Fuzz – The Shakedown (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 2: Jay Street – Low Down Dirty Man (don lowed)

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There is pleasure in pathless woods;
There is rapture on the lonely shore;
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar.
I love not man the less, but nature more…

-Lord Byron

Fingerbanger 3: Screamin’ Jay Hawkins – I Put A Spell On You (TRRBOR emix) (don lowed)

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All the Buddhas of all the ages have been telling you a very simple fact: Be — don’t try to become. Within these two words, be and becoming, your whole life is contained. Being is enlightenment, becoming is ignorance.
– Osho

Fingerbanger 4: Small Town Big Man – What’s The Matter (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 5: White Arrows – 8050 (TooFast, TooSlow) (don lowed)

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Over//End//Out – p.Tone

I am the serial killer
I am the bloody hand
I am the chief whore taker
I am the chosen one.

Italo-disco revival – love of love – let the tube amps ring. Never Panic.

Fingerbanger 1: (sic) – Orange Sky (don lowed)

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I am the red straight razor,
The one who bathes in blood;
I am the boogey-man, I am
The empty yawning hood,
Look not for pity, no;
I am the heartless man,
I come to fix all things,
I am the one man band.

Fingerbanger 2: Maceo Plex – Gravy Train (Nicolas Jaar Remix) (don lowed)

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You cannot yet imagine,
How you will dance for me;
But you will dance forever
To the tune that I decree.
The kingdom of the worm,
Is all things to us all,
But I will teach you many things,
before I let you fall.

Fingerbanger 3: Super Flu – Poppycock( Super Flus Dj Edith) (don lowed)

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I am the black dead nightmare.
I bring a light so bright;
To illuminate the path we take;
I show the way that all hearts break,
And I will see the old world’s back be broken

1988 like a crocket… crocket… It’s like taking nose candy off a baby.

Fingerbanger 4: Jay Wikid – Panty Slingshot (don lowed)

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As we descend into the awful

Howling,

Night. – Motorhead

Fingerbanger 5: Blunderground Massive – U Know My Steeze (don lowed)

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Tunawax is the 2010 Intercontinental Dryhump Champions. But rather than hold it over your heads, we’re giving back…Finely picked dance tracks to go cotton to cotton with.

Foamo brings one hot mess of a song intelligently designed to test the evolutionary capacity of the sound systems. Question is… can god make a speaker so loud that even he can’t dance in front of it? Did Yeshua invent the raver hop? Did Judas ever ball dance?

Dryhump Champion: Foamo – Generate Some Heat (don lowed)

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Its always refreshing to know that no matter how weird of a thought I have – someone else has had the same idea and written about it on the internet. Not that off shore bank accounts are weird by any means, and thats not even what I was thinking about when I wrote that first sentence; but now that I’m thinking about it, I might as well try and figure out how to shield my $22 in liquid assets from my government’s greedy spoiled-child-like entitlement.

Nothing signals the beginning of snowboard than the sweet sweet basslines of the technique ricocheting against my jeep windows and I once again become the alchemist of soup in the Royal House of Plantagenet. I don’t care if that doesn’t make any sense. Just like Corey Daye foreshadows springs arrival, Eric B & Rakim are always the harbingers of the snow season.

Fingerbanger 1: Eric B & Rakim – Don’t Sweat The Technique (don lowed)

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Rules for life 2: You have to smart enough to get it, but not smart enough to over think it.

Fingerbanger 2: Yak Ballz – Nasty or Nice (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: CFCF – You Hear Colours (don lowed)

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Educating you against your will:

He (Periander) had sent a herald to Thrasybulus and inquired in what way he would best and most safely govern his city. Thrasybulus led the man who had come from Periander outside the town, and entered into a sown field. As he walked through the corn, continually asking why the messenger had come to him from Cypselus, he kept cutting off all the tallest ears of wheat which he could see, and throwing them away, until he had destroyed the best and richest part of the crop. Then, after passing through the place and speaking no word of counsel, he sent the herald away. When the herald returned to Cypselus, Periander desired to hear what counsel he brought, but the man said that Thrasybulus had given him none. the herald added that it was a strange man to whom he had been sent, a madman and a destroyer of his own possessions, telling Periander what he had seen Thrasybulus do. Periander, however, understood what had been done, and perceived that Thrasybulus had counselled him to slay those of his townsmen who were outstanding in influence or ability; with that he began to deal with his citizens in an evil manner. – Aristotle’s Politics (Book 5, Chapter 10)

Fingerbanger 4: Shy FX – Bambaata ( Dillinja Remix ) (don lowed)

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Not only one of the most infectious -bobbing  blub dobbing head nodding beats ever – but the Manuva’s A-style Champion-ness gets donkey punch flow chopps all over the shit proving once and and for nerds own you. And also that I can write the most obtuse bullshit with multiple levels of lipple nicking you’ve ever read. Word up to Umberto Eco. Peep the best music video ever made below…

Fingerbanger 5: Roots Manuva – Witness The Fitness ( 1 Hope ) (don lowed)

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Oh look… here it is…the best music video ever made…

Take nothing but pictures,
Leave nothing but footprints,
Kill nothing but time.

Throwback: Galt MacDermot – Coffee Cold (don lowed)

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Throwback: Handsome Boy Modeling School – The Truth (Feat. Roisin & J-Live) (don lowed)

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Throwback: Junior Mance – Dont Cha Hear Me Calling To Ya (don lowed)

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Throwback: Kurious – Baby Bust It (don lowed)

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A throwback post in a tonic slot, thats jumping in a puddle and falling through to a world where you don’t find intensified absence… or meaningless workdays. Chess Label.

Tonic: Johnny Fuller – You Got Me Whistlin’ (don lowed)

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