Dryhump Champion: Kobe & Wise D – Pretty Baby (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: DJ Spiller – Groove Jet (The House Moguls ReWork) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Moonchild – Girl (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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This is as close as I’ve come to a full frontal IDGAF FbF in a long time. But this week I certify that these are the actual joints that have got inside me and ran my circle square the past few days. And as the NSA knows about my google-in’…these are all over the place. I should do this more often; 6 saltine cracker challenge your tatties against mine.

Proof that ODB will wu-tang forever. For the children.

Fingerbanger 1: Mr. Carmack X Arnold – Muney (Gimme That) (LOUDPVCK Edit) (don lowed)

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I’m a firm believer of that ol’ religious saying that goes ‘If this thus song do not move-ith thee, you be a soulless turdburgler’.

Fingerbanger 2: Breakout – Planet Rock Pt.1 (don lowed)

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Cancel my foodstamps, I’m just going to eat the sexy meat that is Megan Washington’s voice. Personally, I think this beats the sad skinny knickers right off the James Blake version.

Fingerbanger 3: The Bamboos Ft. Megan Washington – The Wilhelm Scream (don lowed)

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“Sometimes they never find the body. It happens all the time.” – Jeni

Fingerbanger 4: Marius Laurentiu & Andrea Bigi – Empty Blue (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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This is an example of the old school (vinyl only?) tracks that don’t seem to exist online that I’d really like to have. And Ian Pooley isn’t exactly an unknown ‘one off’ artist, the fact that I’m not able to dig this up (except this short mid-mixtape youtube rip which doesn’t do the song justice) is to me perplexing (and aggravating). Song comes in around the :10 mark…

I don’t really want to go on a vinyl buying binge just to rip a few songs, but I might have to.  Evn Tho lord baby raptor jeebus knows I don’t need any more vinyl.

Fingerbanger 5: Ian Pooley – Welcome to the Tunnel

OG up

Throwback : Archie Bell & The Drells – Tighten Up (don lowed)

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Heat up

Throwback : James Brown – Tighten Up (don lowed)

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Latin up

Throwback : Al Escobar – Tighten Up (don lowed)

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Tighter up

Throwback : Billy Ball & The Upsetters – Tighten Up Tighter (don lowed)

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Asian up

Throwback : Yellow Magic Orchestra – Tighten Up (don lowed)

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Organ up

Throwback : The Bamboos – Tighten Up (don lowed)

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Indie up

Throwback : Yo La Tengo – Tighten Up (don lowed)

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Break up

Throwback : Osaka Monaurail – Tighten Up (don lowed)

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Bmore up

Throwback : Archie Bell & The Drells – Tighten Up (Bobby LaBeat Rework) (don lowed)

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It was early 90’s and I was somewhere around 12 or 13 the first time I went to a rave. It was photocopy flyer midwest style event in a craigy old barn with a gas electric generator out back and probably $3 to get in. I had been skating all day and my ride home decided we we’re going to this thing. I remember on the drive there I was reading the flyer and it said no drugs / alcohol. At the party everyone had drugs and alcohol and I told my friends, they just laughed… and asked if I wanted some.

There are a lot of these early/mid 90’s house tracks that I just can’t find online. Vinyl only. Knowing the techno-geeks that ran these joints, I’m dumbfounded that they aren’t out there. Various quality (or lack thereof) files are whats up.

Dryhump Champion: Glenn Underground – Somebody Scream (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Barada – Glue (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Zone 1 – Feel (Carl E Remix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Marshall Jefferson Vs Noosa Heads – Mushrooms (Mazis Audio Soul Revamp) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 1: NEU! – Lila Engel (Lilac Angel) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 2: Su La Shan – Catch (Dub Version) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: Michoacan – Drowning (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 4: Sally Shapiro – Jackie Jackie (Junior Boys Dub) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 5: Massimiliano Pagliara – Sometimes At Night (don lowed)

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I learn what it means to be in many places at once.

Fingerbonus: Ikeda And Her Co-operatives – Hiyaku (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Jess & Crabbe, JS Bernard & P.Exposito – Big Booya (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Kartell – Get Over You (Quinten 909 Remix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: MAM – Modern Heat (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Frustration Aggression is one of the most effective ways at managing a population. By directing a persons rage against selected minorities or outside “enemies”, the true cause of an individuals frustration can effectively be diverted.

What kind of glorious noise is this?

Fingerbanger 1: Zomblaze – Breathe Deep (feat. RK) (don lowed)

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We are told “no,” we’re unimportant, we’re peripheral. “Get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that.” And then you’re a player, you don’t want to even play in that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that’s being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world. – Terence McKenna

Fingerbanger 2: Bugs – The Oracle (Extended Instrumental Remix) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: Modul – DaBoss (don lowed)

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Of the 37 ingredients in chicken nuggets, something like 30 are made, directly or indirectly, from corn.

Do you put dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foaming agent made of silicone, in your chicken dishes? How about tertiary butylhydroquinone (TBHQ), a chemical preservative so deadly just five grams can kill you? These are just two of the ingredients in a McDonald’s Chicken McNugget. – Whats in fast food

Fingerbanger 4: DJ Hell – Hell’s Kitchen (Playgroup Remix) (don lowed)

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When you understand that what we are is vibrating energy, and not solid matter, miracles do not only seem possible, but undeniably probable.

Fingerbanger 5: Lord Newborn & The Magic Skulls – A Phase Shifter I’m Going Through (don lowed)

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Perhaps one of the most well known criminally slept on albums, Blowout Comb has only somewhat risen out of the shadow of Reachin’  in the more recent past. The cooler sounds and addition of live instrumentation made it an overall more sophisticated work than their more upbeat and successful debut… the message was however lost on the general masses, while the hip hop community hardly acknowledged it due to the previous commercial success.

Throwback: Digable Planets – Black Ego (don lowed)

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 Throwback: Grant Green – Luanna’s Theme (don lowed)

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Whhaaat. Say What? ( I don’t mean to imply this is from Blowout Comb… I just like it)

Throwback: Digable Planets – Swoon Units (don lowed)

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Throwback: Gylan Kain – Black Satin Amazon Fire Engine Cry Baby (don lowed)

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Maybe someone has a good argument that proves me wrong, but I tend to have a problem when a new song liberally borrow recognizable parts from an old song IN THE SAME GENRE without credit. Putting different drums behind a liberal sample from a well establish artist’s song doesn’t mean you get to call it an entirely new song of your own creation. Does it?

Dryhump Champion: Mr. G – Black Breds (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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I think I’d have an easier time tracking down the drug smuggling Carmen Sandiago and scoring scopolamine than i did getting a good version of this song. Here’s an example of how to give credit to the original song; it’s easy… you just make reference to the original in some way and maybe add a bit at the end. Remix, mix, fix, etc. So many options…

Dryhump Champion: Firefly – Supernatural (DJ Wink’s Rhythmatic Acid Journey) (don lowed)

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I might have to quit ‘The News’ for a while…again. It becomes overwhelming having to dissect agendized narratives, half truths, and outright lies packaged as facts and information just to end up feeling mentally and emotionally defeated on a daily basis. But I refuse to just pick a side because it’s easy. Unless that side is burning it all down and starting over.

“Of course it’s exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn’t meant to be reasonable.” — Kurt Vonnegut

Fingerbanger 1: Luna – 23 Minutes In Brussels (don lowed)

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The issue which has swept down the centuries and which will have to be fought sooner or later is the people versus the banks. -Lord Acton

Fingerbanger 2: Galaxie 500 – Fourth Of July (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: Sam Prekop – C + F (don lowed)

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Find the cracks in the wall. There are a very few lunatic entrepreneurs who will understand that culture and design are not about fatter wallets, but about creating a future. – Tibor Kalman:Fuck Committees

Fingerbanger 4: El Ten Eleven – My Only Swerving (don lowed)

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Toronto is still one of my favorite places on earth. Rob Ford rocking the rock just makes it feel that much more like home.

Fingerbanger 5: Explosions In The Sky – Look Into The Air (don lowed)

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New App Lets You Boycott Koch Brothers, Monsanto And More By Scanning Your Shopping Cart – More @ Forbes.com

Fingerbanger 6: BOC – Constants Are Changing (don lowed)

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