Park the car and drain the battery; we’re not going anywhere until this is over…
Dryhump Champion: Fusiphorm – Green Chocolate (Koljahs Exploding Cake Remix)(don lowed)
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Muse: Ella Fitzgerald And Louis Armstrong – Summertime (don lowed)
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At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. – Charles Bukowski
Fingers to: Touching Base
Bangers: Sierra Nevada
Fingerbanger 1: Chessie – Intercity (don lowed)
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Fingers to: Getting what you want
Bangers: Getting what you want
This is so vastly superior to the original, I don’t know how anyone could disagree.
Fingerbanger 2: Maceo Plex – Your Style (Maya Jane Coles Remix) (don lowed)
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Fingers to: Adding ‘Er No?’ to the end of a question
Bangers: Je te veux messages
Fingerbanger 3: Tigerskin – So Much Love And Magic (don lowed)
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Where passion is married to intelligence, you may find genius, neurosis, madness or rapture. – Michael Chabon
mmmmmm…. fukkYea….
Fingerbanger 4: Frente Cumberio – Pitchito (don lowed)
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Fingers to: Fuel lines, fuel filters, fuel pumps
Bangers: One thing at a time
Good music with cheeseball lyrics is still good music… mostly. Eh, chalk it up to guilty pleasures.
Fingerbanger 5: Bag Raiders – Shooting Stars (don lowed)
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It’s time to shield your baby blue’s from the glare as we drip drop some heat on your leather seats, make you move your ass like it’s on fire.
Dryhump Champion: Andrea Paci Vs. Romano And Donati – Chop (Original Extended) (don lowed)
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I thought about doing 4 for the 4th… that is until I told Fuzzy that idea and he grabbed the title to my cycle and lit it on fire. To be fair, that is a pretty weak idea, but fukk… I just haven’t been able to keep up and it seemed like an easy out.
Fingerbanger 1: Greenwood Rhythm Coalition – Guajira 78 (don lowed)
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Also known as The Miseducation of Jah Light.
Fingerbanger 2: Love Joys – Roots Vibes (don lowed)
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“What foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
Windows down, Dub up.
Fingerbanger 3: Rico And The Rudies – Jumping The Gun (don lowed)
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Fingerbanger 4: Tyrone Ashleys Funky Music Machine – Come On Home (don lowed)
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New Stays, New Sails, New Blocks… I’m off to catch some wind. Cheers.
Fingerbanger 5: Zu Shapes – Olivia (don lowed)
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I probably watched this part more than should be allowed by nature. It’s hard to communicate, considering the levels of skating today, but this was a benchmark part for a long time. Virtual Reality is top 5 videos of all time.
You are now rockin’ with the best and that ain’t no stare you in the face liberty cap butter. It’s Fuzzy butter. I’m sick of being balled on this site, and it’s all socks on roosters here like there’s some sort of reason to be hung up on Norwegian black metal. These solar panels don’t build themselves you self-loathing drunken action heros. Day 3: Pay Dis’ Yall, Play Dis’.
Dryhump Champion: Nicki Minaj – Did It On Em (ZooRock Moombahton Remix) (don lowed)
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Dryhump Champion: Nicki Minaj – Did It On Em (Dubstep Remix By Bassel) (don lowed)
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“Those that sit around congratulating themselves on their good luck, feeling above those who’s fortunes haven’t been as forgiving, as if they are somehow cleverly responsible for the direction of the wind, are as animals born in captivity.” – Codgitator
Fingers to: Ticking time-bombs External hard drives
Bangers: Being mindful of others spaces
Falty DL with the intro.
Fingerbanger 1: Falty DL – Tronman (don lowed)
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Fingers to: Ctrl C + Ctrl V
Bangers: Bamboo Socks
I think at this point, the rhythmic guitars with verrrrbbbeeddd out vocals sound should have it’s own genre (since it already has it’s own continent). Here are some options so cast your vote: “white belt rock”, “mustachio rock”, “triangle rock”, or submit your own. Not hating, just musing.
Fingerbanger 2: Young Empires – White Doves (don lowed)
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Fingers to: Orderly travel
Bangers: Greek Yogurt (plain)
Fingerbanger 3: Guts – Take A Look Around You (GELKA Remix) (Original Mix) (don lowed)
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Fingers to: Fist bumps
Bangers: Polarities touching
This is the type of song that I can put on repeat and repeat.
Fingerbanger 4: Sixfingerz – Law Of Nature (don lowed)
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Fingers to: Comparing to famous people
Bangers: Painting flamingos
This song being clearly positioned and sharply differentiated, makes good for an ender ender.
Fingerbanger 5: Blak Nite – Versionen (don lowed)
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Fingers:Skateboards circa 1994-97-ish where the nose and tails just sorta sloped up like a banana.
Bangers: Terrycloth Towels.
Fingerbanger 1: Black Tambourine – Dream Baby Dream (don lowed)
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“You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No one is fanatically shouting that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know it’s going to rise tomorrow. When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it’s always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.” – Robert M. Pirsig
Fingers: Being late to the feeding frenzy.
Bangers: Reading Lips.
Fingerbanger 2: Phantogram – When I’m Small (don lowed)
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Fingers: “Did you find everything alright?”.
Bangers: “Hi, whats your name?”.
Really deep about the 4:50 mark.
Fingerbanger 3: wAgAwAgA – Sluggy Dub (don lowed)
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Fingers: P.Rod’s style.
Bangers: Steve Olson’s style.
Fingerbanger 4: Shafiq Husayn – Evil Man (Flying Lotus Remix) (don lowed)
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Fingers: Sensing trouble.
Bangers: Stubbornness.
Today is a ‘beast for last’ sort of day.
Fingerbanger 5: Mexicans With Guns – Jaguar (don lowed)
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…such machines, by which the scholar may, by turning a crank, grind out the solution of a problem without the fatigue of mental application, would by its introduction into schools, do incalculable injury. But who knows that such machines when brought to greater perfection, may not think of a plan to remedy all their own defects and then grind out ideas beyond the ken of mortal mind! – R. Thornton
Dryhuh.mp Champion: Chemanu – I Like Too (Original Mix) (don lowed)
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Pop Quiz: How many doctors do you need to see to find out if you have a broken ankle?
Answer: More than 3. How many more? I’m not sure. But the point is that… if it take more than three (including one fucker who’s whole job it is to be an expert in reading x-rays), then my faith in their black market of tacos healthcare is as solid as for the debt-ucation system.
After all that, I need something rooty to chew on for mental pain relief. And there’s nothing better today than
Fingerbanger 1: Karl Hector & The Malcouns – El Gusto (don lowed)
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Tonedeff flogs a cynical dead horse in immaculate style. Hotdamn does he sound as good as a southern waffle buffet… (mmm…waffles)… Still, dissident backpack hip hop seems to feel dated to me. And all due respect to both these cats. Waffles.
Fingerbanger 2: DJ JS-1 – Last To Know (feat. Tonedeff) (don lowed)
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This ‘elevated consciousness’ preachy shit sounds best with a live band. The last 40 seconds of the song is the foie gras. Make note that some vegetables fell on the floor and were unwashed before being returned to the serving plate.
Fingerbanger 3: Tumi And The Volume – What It’s All About (don lowed)
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If I was being true to you, my loyal gin & tonic drinking visitors, I’d probably just post this song 5 times. The whole Blow Ep is gorgeous, like a rickshaw carrying homemade salsa. Delicious Gorgeous.
Fingerbanger 4: Dawn Golden And Rosy Cross – Blacks (don lowed)
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“You can acquire a taste for anything, but who wants to?”- Harry Dean Stanton
There was a different song here, but now this one is here, and a farmers market over yonder… dun.
Fingerbanger 5: Com Truise – Sundriped (don lowed)
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