Pop Quiz: How many doctors do you need to see to find out if you have a broken ankle?

Answer: More than 3. How many more? I’m not sure. But the point is that… if it take more than three (including one fucker who’s whole job it is to be an expert in reading x-rays), then my faith in their black market of tacos healthcare is as solid as for the debt-ucation system.

After all that, I need something rooty to chew on for mental pain relief. And there’s nothing better today than

Fingerbanger 1: Karl Hector & The Malcouns – El Gusto (don lowed)

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Tonedeff flogs a cynical dead horse in immaculate style. Hotdamn does he sound as good as a southern waffle buffet… (mmm…waffles)… Still, dissident backpack hip hop seems to feel dated to me.  And all due respect to both these cats. Waffles.

Fingerbanger 2: DJ JS-1 – Last To Know (feat. Tonedeff) (don lowed)

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This ‘elevated consciousness’ preachy shit sounds best with a live band. The last 40 seconds of the song is the foie gras. Make note that some vegetables fell on the floor and were unwashed before being returned to the serving plate.

Fingerbanger 3: Tumi And The Volume – What It’s All About (don lowed)

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If I was being true to you, my loyal gin & tonic drinking visitors, I’d probably just post this song 5 times. The whole Blow Ep is gorgeous, like a rickshaw carrying homemade salsa. Delicious Gorgeous.

Fingerbanger 4: Dawn Golden And Rosy Cross – Blacks (don lowed)

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“You can acquire a taste for anything, but who wants to?”- Harry Dean Stanton

There was a different song here, but now this one is here, and a farmers market over yonder… dun.

Fingerbanger 5: Com Truise – Sundriped (don lowed)

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