gah.

Fingerbanger 1: Her Space Holiday – Keystroke (awayTEAM mix) (don lowed)

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The worst friends are the ones that make a porn tape and then look into the camera every 15 seconds… assholes.

Fingerbanger 2: Worst Friends – Pillows Of Wind (Bostro Pesopeo Remix) (don lowed)

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This song comes by way of some procrastinating word nerd out in Australia that should get of youtube and do some work. Nah, keep em coming.

Fingerbanger 3: Onra & Quetzal – On A Sunnyday (don lowed)

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I’m not ashamed to admit that I have a massive audio crush on K.Flay. At least until other people start liking her, and then I’m soooo over it!

Fingerbanger 4: K.Flay – Waiting (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 4.5: K.Flay – Elle Fanning (buy it, jerks)

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I do believe elliot sidechained the fukk out of this song….and I like it. Another import from Australia.

Fingerbanger 5: Elliot – Unknown Untitled (don lowed)

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I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. – – Anybody else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my fwiend… Biggus… Dickus?

Dryhump Champion: Deetron – Collide (don lowed)

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Tonic: KRS One – Rappaz R N Dainja (don lowed)

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Fuck off wordpress and your garbage updates. Christ, can I add a goddamn line break without having to hand code it? Can I? You know what I think people want in their cars? A massaging foot rest, but we’ll have to get rid of the working door handles… you know… jus’cuz. Also, while I’m on the goddamn topic of fucking annoyances… I’m really tired of having to close a pop-up advertisement to look at a webpage. Ok, Yes, I understand, someone is providing it to me for free, and in return I have to look at a advertisement, because on the internet I’m the product. That the rule right? If its free… I’m the product. My eyes, my mind, my privacy…We willingly give those things up so that we can status-update-tweet-blog some inane tripe that screams our insecurities to the world. Yes. I get it. But it seems extra egregious to force me to hunt for a little ‘x’ that some jackass hides so that I spend an extra 2 seconds looking at the name of a product that I will forever more hate the living guts out of just to read an opinion piece masqueraded as actual fact/news/science.

On the otherhand, this song. You push my buttons, and I’ll push yours.

Fingerbanger 1: Yalls – Dark End Light (don lowed)

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Best.

Fingerbanger 2: Radiohead – Bloom (Jamie XX Rework Part 3) (don lowed)

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I have an aversion to most anything with the term “funky” in the name or title. I can’t help it. I’ve been conditioned from years of record digging to just anticipate that most everything with funky in it is going to suck, and suck hard. I blame the combination of white people and the 80’s; a perfect storm of what can go wrong when you suddenly give stupid monkeys enough technology to create all the sex, drugs, bombs they need to make poor decisions without consequence. It’s taken over 30 years for a general mass to come to the realization that “just because it’s new, doesn’t mean it’s good.” And really that might just be some ironic hipster fashion trend anyhow…. but I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah…Funky… There’s always an exception to the rule.

Fingerbanger 3: Tyrone Ashley & The Funky Music Machine – Let Me Be Your Man (don lowed)

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Hip hop in 2011…I’ll fuck ya like I need ya. I was just previewing this post and I got a strange little weird feeling posting these. Maybe strange isn’t the right word. Doesn’t matter.

Fingerbanger 4: DXA – Dxa Roll Call (feat. Icerocks) (don lowed)

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fukk p.tone. That digger aint shit.

Fingerbanger 5: Kyo Itachi & Ruste Juxx – Fuck Ruste Juxx (don lowed)

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“Wrestling with god is odd. An’ to them fake santa clause niggas, merry christmas.”

Line of the week.
Fingerbanger 6: Gods’Illa – Glaciers (Ft. Joe D) (don lowed)

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 They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. – Ben Franklin

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Carbon is the 15th most abundant element in the Earth’s crust, and the fourth most abundant element in the universe by mass after hydrogen, helium, and oxygen. It is present in all known life forms, and in the human body carbon is the second most abundant element by mass (about 18.5%) after oxygen. This abundance, together with the unique diversity of organic compounds and their unusual polymer-forming ability at the temperatures commonly encountered on Earth, make this element the chemical basis of all known life.

Dryhump Champion: Haezer  (feat. Circe) – Here Come The Punks (The Mastertrons Remix) (don lowed)

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I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
And hooked a berry to a thread;
And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped the berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.

Fingerbanger 1: Brombaer, Phole – Globo III (don lowed)

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so good for today.

Fingerbanger 2: Pocket Feat. Steve Kilbey – Here In Noiseville (Justus Kohncke Remix) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: Dolle Jolle – Balearic Incarnation (don lowed)

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The last 3 songs were side A, the next 3 songs are side B.

Fingerbanger 4: Hot 8 Brass Band – Sexual Healing (don lowed)

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Pepper-spray is just a food product! Just like waterboarding is a kind of beverage service! – intercube worker

Fingerbanger 5: The Inclines – Pressure Cooker (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 6: Nice & Smooth – Early To Rise (12 Inch) (don lowed)

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I have a headache the size of a wisconsin hooker… thoughts and words are not available.

Gotta watch for the Mizell brothers credits…  cop them shits.

Throwback: Donald Byrd – Dominoes (don lowed)

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Throwback: Donald Byrd – Think Twice (don lowed)

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I tried not to do this, but in the end I think you’ll agree… it had to be done.

Dryhump Champion: What So Not – Get Busy Y’All (Original) (don lowed)

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Eoghan Reid recently putout a couple few songs in an EP for download, and now seems to have vanished like easy money.  But… sickness will prevail. Come back here you little shit.

Tonic: Reid – Genesis (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 1: The Tough Alliance – Leg 1 (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 2: Little Dragon – Never Never (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 3: Future Islands – Swept Inside (don lowed)

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The right to assembly is being crushed; the Internet is on the verge of censorship; the legislative body of the most powerful nation in human history is about to declare pizza a vegetable. We are no longer citizens, we’re the sane inmates in an asylum run by psycopaths and sociopaths.

Pt.II of the roots delivery.

Fingerbanger 4: Roots Manuva – Here We Go Again (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 5: Haack – Below (don lowed)

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Jedi Mind Tricks, forever making suburban boys driving their parents volvos feel 100000% more bad ass than they’ll ever be.

Fingerbonus: Jedi Mind Tricks – Burning The Mirror (don lowed)

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if you’re not paying for something, you’re not the customer; you’re the product being sold”

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