Fuck off wordpress and your garbage updates. Christ, can I add a goddamn line break without having to hand code it? Can I? You know what I think people want in their cars? A massaging foot rest, but we’ll have to get rid of the working door handles… you know… jus’cuz. Also, while I’m on the goddamn topic of fucking annoyances… I’m really tired of having to close a pop-up advertisement to look at a webpage. Ok, Yes, I understand, someone is providing it to me for free, and in return I have to look at a advertisement, because on the internet I’m the product. That the rule right? If its free… I’m the product. My eyes, my mind, my privacy…We willingly give those things up so that we can status-update-tweet-blog some inane tripe that screams our insecurities to the world. Yes. I get it. But it seems extra egregious to force me to hunt for a little ‘x’ that some jackass hides so that I spend an extra 2 seconds looking at the name of a product that I will forever more hate the living guts out of just to read an opinion piece masqueraded as actual fact/news/science.

On the otherhand, this song. You push my buttons, and I’ll push yours.

Fingerbanger 1: Yalls – Dark End Light (don lowed)

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Best.

Fingerbanger 2: Radiohead – Bloom (Jamie XX Rework Part 3) (don lowed)

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I have an aversion to most anything with the term “funky” in the name or title. I can’t help it. I’ve been conditioned from years of record digging to just anticipate that most everything with funky in it is going to suck, and suck hard. I blame the combination of white people and the 80’s; a perfect storm of what can go wrong when you suddenly give stupid monkeys enough technology to create all the sex, drugs, bombs they need to make poor decisions without consequence. It’s taken over 30 years for a general mass to come to the realization that “just because it’s new, doesn’t mean it’s good.” And really that might just be some ironic hipster fashion trend anyhow…. but I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah…Funky… There’s always an exception to the rule.

Fingerbanger 3: Tyrone Ashley & The Funky Music Machine – Let Me Be Your Man (don lowed)

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Hip hop in 2011…I’ll fuck ya like I need ya. I was just previewing this post and I got a strange little weird feeling posting these. Maybe strange isn’t the right word. Doesn’t matter.

Fingerbanger 4: DXA – Dxa Roll Call (feat. Icerocks) (don lowed)

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fukk p.tone. That digger aint shit.

Fingerbanger 5: Kyo Itachi & Ruste Juxx – Fuck Ruste Juxx (don lowed)

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“Wrestling with god is odd. An’ to them fake santa clause niggas, merry christmas.”

Line of the week.
Fingerbanger 6: Gods’Illa – Glaciers (Ft. Joe D) (don lowed)

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 They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. – Ben Franklin

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