I can feel the fall creeping through the air. It’s saying “time to slow down” be at peace. But I’m up and can’t sleep at night. Restless for activity.

This is secret crate material right here. A gem that took me a good while to hunt down and just drips with light nylon cotton fur fun. Songs like this are the real reason record players were invented. Less is Mo. This is why you love me though.

Fingerbanger 1: Goody Goody – It Looks Like Love (don lowed)

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I got to work this morning and booted my computer. I got to work this morning and attempted to boot my computer. A missing system32/config file is damn near a kick in the balls. Crippling and once you regain your wits, you sorta want to bash the shit out of something and scream obscenities like Tommy Lasorda. So how does that relate to this song? Here comes the magic… sniff enough whiteout and anything will make sense, it will also make you buzzed and a little dizzy. Pretty much what this song does too. Did you figure out what I just did there? Me either. But I think Washington is calling. Or is it Wyoming? Damn this song is sick.

Fingerbanger 2: Boy 8 Bit – Baltic Pine (Greenmoney Baltic Porn Bootleg) (don lowed)

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You: Get away from me. I’m serious.

Fingerbanger 3: Adams Boys – Get Away From Me (don lowed)

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You: Don’t Stay Away. I’m serious.

Fingerbanger 4: Phyllis Dillon – Dont Stay Away (don lowed)

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As soon as I open my mouth about dub step, someone will email me something like this. Uncoordinated, clammy, awkward … just like sex in the back of a car. Perfect for a damp fall night of tossing and turning.

Fingerbanger 5: James Blake – Air & Lack Thereof (don lowed)

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