Fuck. This isn’t coming together today. I need some coffee and a boat paddle to the back of the head to wake me up.

First up, this Santigold song is retarded. I’ve always kept my distance from said Santigold, because many many many many of these artists are good for a song or two of a particular moment but never develop into much of anything, plus… when everyone jocks I ride the pine, ya feel me?

Fingerbanger 1: Santigold – Lights Out (DJ Mehdi Remix) (don lowed)

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Don’t look at me with that sideways face, I’m not your old man. But…but…but… P.tone, it’s cool to be thug and wear white shits down to my knees looking like I’m lego man with rhinestones on my hats and shit. no. it’s not really. Whats that got to do with this song? Nutthin’ Get a job, buy some rhubarb.

Fingerbanger 2: Marina & The Diamonds – I Am Not A Robot ( Shoes Remix ) (don lowed)

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This summer has been an absolute let down, which is always accentuated by the fact that as soon as it’s here it’s gone. Sometimes I almost can’t wait for winter becasue then the anticipations of shitty weather is over. Really, I should move my ass somewhere decent. But until then I’ll be busting out of work and driving to the skatepark with all my pent up excess energy from being a desk jocky. I get so fucking sick of sitting. This song will rip any session with a mile of raw energy that puts my already agressive style into a funnel that either blows out in a disaster, or puts me in the eye and Its on.

Fingerbanger 3: Bong-Ra – 666 Mph (don lowed)

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The truth is I haven’t listened to this song at all this week. I didn’t listen to it last week either. Actaully, I haven’t listened to it since I moved and left my records in the Home Depot Bohemian Grove Record Vault. I’m posting it for two reasons. 1. Some of you are think just becasue your moms had Anne Murray on vinyl, that you got deep crates.  2. See Fingerbanger 5

Fingerbanger 4: Squarepusher – My Red Hot Car (don lowed)

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Its been brought to my attention that today is National Orgasm Day. so…
Yo I pop up like sicles
When you ain’t on point like hard nipples
I flow, y’all clowns merely trickle
Like hot sweat down a fat bitch ass cheek
I’m so nice that I’m not, call me nasty

Fingerbanger 5: The Beatnuts – Muchachacha (don lowed)

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OverEndOut//P.tone