I’m really not friends with people who don’t like sandwiches. It’s not something that can be easily hidden. It is kinda one of those that you notice right away in someone’s face, look into their eyes and you can tell…”This MutherFucker don’t like sandwiches!?!”
Even if John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich never got hungry sitting at that card game(which was cribbage), I still woulda found myself noonish, in front of a whole wheat homemade turkey club, chasing it down with some cold milk.  They are good.

Pink: Beatnuts – Sandwiches (download)

I like to think that great people did and do great things while eating sandwiches. It’s a national secret that the Declaration of Independence has a brown mustard stain on it.  I like to think Bob Ross is in heaven right now painting pictures of happy little sandwiches, maybe a tuna salad with tomato and lettuce in a pita…who knows. A friend IIII’s hipped me to Pastrami and Swiss on rye from Schlotzsky’s Deli…I’m forever in debt. Another friend Clay hipped me to this…

Pink: Detroit Grand Pubahs – Sandwiches (download)
Roast Beef, Honey Ham, Smoked Turkey, Chicken or Tuna Salad, Salami…
Put it on wheat, wonder, english muffin, bagel, wrap that bitch for all I care!
Top it which lettuce, tomato, mayo, bacon, pickles, mustard, black olives & red onion…
Don’t over complicate things. You are not cool cuz you made a mango salsa for a veal loaf falafel, I might kick you in the pills and so would the Grouch…

Stink: Oscar the Grouch – B Sandwich Song (download)

– Benzito

[ Don’t Forget to check out Team Sandwich… www.teamsandwich.com – Ed.]