I don’t trust any girl that says they use a calendar as birth control. I don’t care if you are smoking hot and the valedictorian at Berkley… if you tell me you use the calendar method, you’re off my team.

I’ve been trying to get the Bozo Meko version of this song for about 5 years. I know I’ve ordered it several times and have yet to get my grubby little paws on it… I have other Fusion Beats which reminds me that I might have spent too much time buying records.  So I rock this version and sometimes the Tittsworth B-more version. If anyone has the Bozo Meko – Brazilian Rhyme and want to hook me up, I’ll trade you my Bo Jackson Dream Team card and my fruit snaks. If anyone from Brazil hooks me up with a couch to crash on, I’ll throw in my lunchables and some gonzo grape hubba bubba… deal?

Earth Wind & Fire – Brazilian Rhyme

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I paid a palm grip of cassssh money for the Marlene Shaw record after I heard Brainfreeze (which took me about a week to download off napster back in my 56k dial-up days). That intro was the  hard pink nipple and I was in love… unfortunatly the rest of the song isn’t all that spectacular. So what does that fucker Diplo do?? He gives up the straight razor homade banger version. (Diplo, (I know you read DJnoDj) your production is always fresh, but when I saw you dj in Milwaukee I almost lost faith. How about we get you up @ Hip Young Gunslingers and I’ll once again profess my love for you to strangers I see walking down the street. email me… tunawax@tunawax.com. P.S. Hook a kid up with that work brew mix…)

Marlene Shaw – California Soul (diplo re-edit)

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For several years in college I would wake up and before I attempted anything that involved thinking, moving, or breathing, I would put on this song. If I could make this my ringtone, I’d be that annoying kid with the obscene ringtone calling himself in church just to let mofo’s know… WHO’S COMIN WIT DA SHIT NAW?

The Beatnuts – Who’s Comin’ Wit Da Shit Naw?

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If you were riding to the Balzak with Zito and I then you already know the amplitude of EPMD in the morning, wearing TUNAWAX t’s, looking for an unmarked exit… but you weren’t…

EPMD – Never Seen Before (rmx)

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I’ve been listening to this song for a while now… usually after skating on my way to the grocery store to get some cherries and a powerade. I don’t know what the fukk he is screaming about… so don’t ask… test icicles… haha.

Test Icicles – Whats Your Damage (Fred vs. Alan Remix)

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Look at that shhirt…Tunawax on TV…

Over+End=Out