“We all got a gang mentality. Republicans are fukking idiots. Democrats are fukking idiots. Conservatives are idiots and liberals are idiots. Anyone who makes up their mind before they hear the issue is a fukking fool. Everybody, nah, nah, nah, everybody is so busy wanting to be down with a gang! I’m a conservative! I’m a liberal! I’m a conservative! It’s bullshit! Be a fukking person. Listen. Let it swirl around your head. Then form your opinion. No normal decent person is one thing.” – Chris Rock

Fingerbanger 1: Satin Jackets – You Make Me Feel Good (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 2: Re-Tide – Love & Happiness (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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We’ll make it a story problem: “If the American people are stupid enough to pay $200 million for each barks-like-a-dog F-35, and they go through with the planned purchase of 2,443 of these flying cash dispensers, how many billions in treasury bonds will we have to sell to the Chinese just to line the pockets of some sleazy Texas congressmen and their contractor pals? Let’s see, that’s $200,000,000 X 2,443 = $488600000000. Call it five hundred billion dollars, with tax and gratuity. Half a trillion.” – The Worst Thing About Drones (Read It Here)

Fingerbanger 3: Niki And The Dove – Mother Protect (Goldroom Remix) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 4: Tempogeist – Romeo (Monitor 66 Remix) (don lowed)

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For every free coffee beauty privilege gets you, it also gets you a guy following you down the steps on the subway, saying he wants to work his tongue into your ass. – Crabapple

Seems to me a pretty fair price for coffee, a latte can be $6 easy. Besides, I’ve probably said that to girls that don’t even get the free coffee… I wonder if Minneapolis will ever let me back in.

Fingerbanger 5: Aquarius Heaven – Universe (don lowed)

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