I haven’t been able to put both ears inside my headphones for weeks, and right now I can actually feel the sounds pouring out of them into my chest filling it up. I feel bad for people with shitty headphones, that’s like thunder without rumble, waffles without syrup, titties without nipples. Not feeling shit. Which reminds me of another song I’ve been meaning to post. So this week has been all teeth, and next week I’m getting out, going out, getting after it. Savoring the taste. As your friend, and attorney, I’m advising you to place your headphones on full blast for this weeks post.

A Signal in The Static is all rumble.

Fingerbanger 1: A Signal In The Static – Message From Arecibo (don lowed)

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Gah. File sharing sites are going down faster than girls at a frat party with pockets full of roofies. Apple turned into the Death Star, Google turned into The Borg. Graffiti is advertising. Music is a commodity. Snowboarding is a sport. Houses are square. Retailers are warehouses. Gah…

Luckily, there are bright songs about imaginary times where floating in bliss is the worst thing that happens.

Fingerbanger 2: Boxeur The Coeur – Our Glowing Days (don lowed)

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It’s a little gross how much I like this song. Really. I bet it’s going to end up in a commercial for a teeth whitening, or a Barbie car. Ugh, I bet its already playing in a GAP somewhere… fukk. (update: Capital Cities said, “H&M has illegally started playing it in their French stores so we hear.”)

Fingerbanger 3: Capital Cities – Safe And Sound (DiscoTech Remix) (don lowed)

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M Squared turned me on to this song and I’ve been waiting for the right time to show my appreciation. So take heed you heathens, the time is at hand! Repent!  k-the-i??? saves your soul the good ol’fashioned way… with heavy breaks programmed to perfection.

Fingerbanger 4: K-the-I??? – Synesthesia (don lowed)

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FASTER, FASTER, Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. – H. Thompson

This is the sort of song that’ll get me into trouble.

Fingerbanger 5: T.Rex – Mad Mother Dub (don lowed)

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4,139′ vertical rise this week. We’ll see if I have anything to give after that.

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