This week I noticed that things in the basement had gone unusually quiet, and a silent Fuzzy is a bad sign. So with trepidation I descended deep into the vaults only to find that it was cleaner than usual, though smelled of something metallic burning. So I began to dig a bit out of curiosity and found some of my old crates on the dark end of the Codigator tunnel…

I know I got this from the best unknown producer AckiPablo so long ago that I don’t remember anything about it except that before it I was deaf, and after it I had seen the light… I don’t even know what that means, but something makes me think its an oil covered 7″. Ack – whats the deal here? Update: Lefties Soul Connection.

Fingerbanger 1: Lefties Soul Connection – Organ Donor (don lowed)

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“Sex is bad! Sex is Wrong!” – Your Mom

Fingerbanger 2: Coldcut – I’m Wild About That Thing (The Lost Sex Tapes – Position 1) (don lowed)

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Something something something classic.

Fingerbanger 3: Rubbabandz – Purple Rain (don lowed)

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Dear Luke Sick and Vrse Murphy,

Marry me.

Love, p.tone

Fingerbanger 4: Sacred Hoop – Hip Hop Dunkies (don lowed)

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While I was down in the vaults I somehow ended up tipping over a stack of crates, and behind the crates I found a small dark hole just about the size of Fuzzy’s dirt like face. I knew something was up, so I reached down into it and was soon buried deep up to my shoulder only to find my hand in some mucky goop that I’m sure was his attempt at disposing his radioactive waste. while quickly pulling my hand out something caught me and started pulling me back in. I won’t go into details of this horrible ordeal, but hours later after wrapping my hand in gauze, I had finally uncovered what Fuzzy had been hiding from me…

Fingerbanger 5: DJ Shadow – Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt (Wesley Willis Mix) (don lowed)

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