This is Part 1 in the Guest Poster Series: Admiral Meatbag of Team Sandwich. Every day that I’m home I know when my neighbor is outside because I can hear him yelling at his dog. Her name is Ally. I know this because I hear her name almost every day. She craps in my yard and barks at me she runs up to me and lets me pet her. Just like so many people the dog has issues. So is barking, petting, and crapping insane? Hell no, its instinct. If humping a leg is insane then I’m Jeffrey Dahmer on a unicycle, I’m John Wayne Gacy riding a moped backwards through a McDonald’s drive through, I’m Ted Bundy in a dress riding on the back of a convertible with a sparkler in one hand and throwing candy to kids with the other during the 4th of July parade.Maybe I’m just a horny leg man.

The Son of Sam said the neighbor’s dog talked to him. I don’t think Ally is saying a thing except “woof”. Who’s crazy?? The dog? Or the owner who doesn’t think she’s going to run in my yard? My yard is kick ass and if I were a dog I’d run in it too. The neighbor’s yard is a snowy shitfarm.

Get to the point Meatbag: Is art insanity?

We all know a socially inept artist/musician. Does the art make them crazy or does it keep them from being crazier? Here is an old friend who goes by the name of Mr. Charlie Manson performing a song for you:

Charles Manson – Sick City

Perhaps if Charlie “made it” as a musician there would have been fewer dead Californians. Maybe if Sharon Tate had a chance to sit down and appreciate Charlie’s music he wouldn’t have deemed her a pig and she could be a withered starlet doing infomercials today. It worked for Brian Wilson. He hung out with Charlie. Minus a few dead brain cells he’s still kicking. He did the brain cell thing to himself, don’t blame Charlie.

Charlie said, “My relationship to music is completely subliminal, it just flows through me.”

Einstein said, ” I see my life in terms of music.”

One is called crazy and the other is called genius. They don’t sound so different. The fact is they aren’t. Maybe we all are one? Here are 4 quotes from both Chuck and Al. I won’t tell you who’s who and what does it matter anyway?

“Everything should be as simple as it is, but not simpler.”
“I am a deeply religious nonbeliever – This is a somewhat new kind of religion”
“Everything is beautiful if you want to experience it totally.”
“Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds.”

These 2 don’t sound too bad right now. However, one killed a bunch of people and the other married his cousin. Crazy fuckers

Ok, so, everyone pay attention to this guy. He calls himself “That One Guy” and plays an instrument called the magic pipe. If our art keeps us sane then we need to start listening to this guy because it sounds like he could snap any day. Keep in mind this is one man, his magic pipe, and a couple of loops he spits out on the fly. Recognize and save yourself. www.that1guy.com

That One Guy – One

Meatbag – Out
Admiral Meatbag appears courtesy of Laidback Mannor