A prevailing and widely adapted idea is that ‘right now’ is different than ‘before’, after all, change is constant and time waits for no man. It has to be this way since today is a ‘new’ day with new ideas, technology is progressing exponentially, we are at the ‘fore front’ of innovation, etc. Yesterday is over. Today is now the pinnacle of your life. I think this is rubbish. Complete bullocks. Yes, technology advances, but humans don’t. We make the same mistakes and have the same faults of self-pride, greed, lust, etc. as always. To think that somehow, this is new, and the feelings, the experiences, the mistakes you make are new… in my mind, that just don’t make no sense. We thought you was a toooad.

You and me, we should lay down on some furs and get frushed together all over this song. ( I know this song cuts off sort of early… but I can’t find anyother version, besides, if it were any longer I’d be getting high and fighting the man.)

Fingerbanger 1: The Whatnauts – Message to a black man

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I have to spank this one in here real quick, a double feature like my hand hitting both ass cheeks…but really just supplementary to the real deal. If you listened to the first song, then all planets will align and barbarella will show up at my door. First Song here is a MF Doom dinger, quite buttery. Second song is off the upcoming RZA album ‘Digisnacks’ (out this summer), but I don’t think RZA eats butter, so it’s probably more soy than anything.

Fingerbanger 2.5: King Geedorah f. MF Doom & Mr Fantastik –Anti-Matter

Fingerbanger 2.5: RZA – You Can’t Stop Me Now (ft. Inspectah Deck)

(ok, before I sign off on these two tracks… I saw a lot of people talking about this new RZA track farting on and on about how Doom already used that sample, so did necro, etc. and everyone seemed to have a lot of criticism based upon some sort of boredom with more than 1 artist using the same shit… to which I will respond. To anyone that hates on multiple artists sampling the same sample… please throw all your hiphop albums out the window into the street, get in your busted Jetta and run them over. Then if you look at the pieces of your cds and records and think that it would be cool to make some sort of arty mosaic out of them, your WRONG. Get a broom and dust pan, sweep up that garbage, and put it in the trash can. Then go back inside and match Judge Judy. The end. Everyone seems to be asking what happend to hip hop? I think I figured it out. Haters.)

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Back in school we would always be fucking around and joking about shit that is generally funny like farts, homos, titties, dicks, moms, sisters, and oral sex…. this is a short list, other things are funny too. And every so often the school administrators would get some sort of illusion about having an all school assembly in the gym, and they would bring in some sort of hypnotist, or therapist, or police officer to give the kiddies a talk about that amounted to how to avoid the perils of ‘life’. (never mind the experts would probably go home, paint a mylittlepony on their chest, put on their sado-dom gear and prance around the neighborhood peeping in windows). It was at these events that we would all be laughing at something like pretending to give each other head, or fucking each others moms, and thats what we did. On the other hand there was always the kids sitting infront of us that would be annoyed at our antics and would turn around and glare at us, overly disgusted by our sense of humor… these people all grew up to become accountants and drive civics and buy well insulated houses. I think my point is… Tim Fite was probably in assemblies fucking around. A lot of his music is free here–>www.timefite.com. also free music on Myspace Here.

FingerBanger 3: Tim Fite – I’ve Been Shot

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The Joy Formidable is of a rock band with an albino front singer who happens to overblow in photos, rubs a hackedup guitar, and gives their music away for free on myspace. From what I read, there is passion in the air, sweat down the back, and envy in London. More of a ascendant sound, but truth be told… good to a fault. Download more Here.

Fingerbanger 4: The Joy Formidable – Austere

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The fact that I don’t have a lot of frequent victims visitors to my site yet allows me to throw a lot of bandwidth at the few who do visit. For example, as of today, I am still hosting all previous posts for download, and thats cool for a little while longer… but, what that really means for you naked nipplebiters, is that today I have a special treat for all you motherfuckers. This is something I picked up around the way, and without getting all sentimental, gives me wood… Don’t delay on downloading this… I don’t anticipate hosting this for long.

Fingerbangers 5a & 5b:

Daft Punk – Radio 1 Essential Mix (Live on March 02, 1997) pt.1

Daft Punk – Radio 1 Essential Mix (Live on March 02, 1997) pt.2

Overies.Endies.Outitties.