KungPow! midweek ninja kick….to the earhole.

I might be wrong, but to me, this is how every conversation in the world of casual business goes:
Dude 1> (calling…no answer, leaves message) Hey “Guy 2”. I’m calling to touch base on our last talk and see whats up. give me a call.

Guy 2> (calling…no answer, leaves message) Hey “Dude 1”. I’m giving you a call back to touch base about touching base on our last talk and see whats up. I’ll try back later.

Dude 1>(calling…no answer, leaves message) Hey “Guy 2”. Saw you called me back to touch base, I’m still trying to touch base with you about touching base on our last talk and seeing whats up.

Guy 2> (calling…no answer, leaves message) Hey “Dude 1”. Just got your message about touching base and seeing whats up. Just calling you again to touch base about touching base on our last talk and see whats up. I should be around for the rest of the day to touch base.

Dude 1> (calling…no answer, leaves message) Hey “Guy 2”. Sorry I missed your attempts to touch base on touching base and seeing whats up. I’ve been real busy and we’re just living the dream around here. I’ve been touching base with a lot of people and some of them have expressed that we should all touch base. But I still want to touch base with you about touching base and our last conversation, touch base… anyhow. Lets touch base soon and I look forward to touching base with you and seeing whats up. Alright, touch base. Later.

I just decided to make a movie about that. Look for it in theaters.

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Alex Smoke… I don’t know much about him. ok. but I know a little. and I likey. I found his remix of the Junior Boys and at first I was all like….oh hell no! Because I really like the OG bro. But then I accidentally gave it another shot and yo, I was all like Whoa. I have a whole theory on why this song works, that I cooked up like meth in my kitchen, and maybe I’ll give you the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels…. ugh… actually, I’m just going to post it with my official seal of approval. But on the flip side, this song will sneak up on you and if you let it, it will grope you in the love muscle…. bro…. thats your heart, don’t get perverted with me. Oh yeah, he’s on Soma. I wish I was on Soma. Buy Alex Smoke Here. Be his best friend Here.

Junior Boys – In The Morning ( Alex Smoke Rmx)

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MGMT. I woke up this morning with a shitty song in my head. I sang it to Admiral Meatbag while he was sitting on the can. It wasn’t this song… it was actually Knockin’ Boots by Candyman. My point is, in 15 years I’ll probably wake up with this song in my head and sing it to whoever will listen. That will probably be the guy in the cell next to mine, and he will say something like, ” damn, that sounds like a cool song.” And I will say, you have no idea. MGMT are good to me. Be friends Here. Buy Here.

MGMT – Electric Feel

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Lastly… the funniest thing I have seen this week.

Over End Out.