A recent discovery of a mix I made a few years back really struck home that I’m fairly bored with music right now. Perhaps music better in 2010; music has better and worse years. Take for example 1978 and 1993, both amazing years for music. Crate diggers know. Or maybe I’m just out of touch. Whatever the fukk it doughnut really mattress. The hand drawn selection of audible peach fuzz you’re about to go down on is what I got this week.

Dryhump Champions 1: Jefferson Starship – Miracles (Sunshine Jones Revision) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champions 2: Cole Medina – Love You Inside Out (The Pinches Mix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champions 3: Tony Joe White – Thing About You Baby (Psychemagik Love Dub Edit) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champions 4: John Talobot – Sunshine (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Get up, get out, and get something.

Dryhump Champions 5: Todd Terje – Wanda Rode Again (Wade Nichols Edit) (don lowed)

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Every man has a right to be shocked so long as it is his own shock and not a mere imitation of somebody else’s. What one has no patience with is the case of those people who are always shocked in herds. They are intellectually too lazy to be shocked, so to say, off their own bat. So they join a mob of the shocked as they might join a demonstration in the streets or a political party. – Robert Lynd

Dryhump Champion: Super Flu – Super Flu Hearts Isaac (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Stevie Wonder – Do I Do (Sleazy McQueen Reedit) (don lowed)

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“I want to hear raucous music, to see faces, to brush against bodies, to drink fiery benedictine. Beautiful women and handsome men arouse fierce desires in me. I want to dance. I want drugs. I want to know perverse people, to be intimate with them. I never look at naive faces. I want to bite into life, and to be torn by it.” – Anais Nin

Dryhump Champion: Double 99 – Rip groove (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Daft Punk – Revolution 909 (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Soviet Dance Reunion – Death Rays (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: American Werewolf – Touch Me (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Nytron – Love And Poison (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Anna Lunoe – I Met You (DJ HMC Dirty House Dub) (don lowed)

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A tennis court, baseline to baseline, is 78ft long. First serves are launched at well over 100mph. Some volleys come even faster. That means a player returning a shot has just 400 to 500 milliseconds from when the ball leaves their opponent’s racket until it hits his or her own. Just half a second.

Dryhump Champion: Patrick Hagenaar – Where My Hoes At (Upjeet Remix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Patrick Hagenaar – Where My Hoes At (Dan Lemur Remix) (don lowed)

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“Newton’s laws work well when things are normal sized, when they’re moving at a normal speed.”

Dryhump Champion: Thugfucker – Disco Gnome (Tale Of Us Remix) (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Jobe – Keep Control (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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To my estimation there are two ways to listen to this song. 1. Un-EQ’d Headphones (of course). 2. Mid-summer tent even with a wall of fukk you beating up on your eardrums til they ring for 6 days. That this is essentially 8 minutes of anticipated break without a break pretty much demands all sorts to god damn to follow…

Dryhump Champion: Eitan Reiter & A Balter – Business Or Pleasure (don lowed)

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God Damn. Welcome home heathens.

Dryhump Champion: Pig & Dan – La Teta (don lowed)

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Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards

Dryhump Champion: Cuddy & Kidd – Air Raid (don lowed)

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idk. Driving symbols reminded me of the below video. It’s all my favorite. What books are you reading?

Dryhump Champion: DJ Smilk – Mi Pueblo (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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