We’ve done it again. Tunawax is the 2011 Intercontinental Dryhump Champions. But rather than hold it over your heads, we’re giving back…Finely picked dance tracks to go cotton to cotton hearts with.

Dryhump: Switch – House Ass-Up Mix (don lowed) (65:27 min)

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psst…

Monday Muse: Opia – Blowing Bubbles (don lowed)

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Fingers: Mycotoxin Poisoning (for fuckks sake)
Bangers: Hoodie Weather

Fingerbanger 1: Ladytron – Seventeen (Soulwax Remix) (don lowed)

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Am I the only one that thinks that Craigslist –> Rants and Raves, should be where all tweaked promoters should be posting their flyers? Either there, or Casual Encounters.

Fingerbanger 2: Golden Boy With Miss Kittin – Rippin’ Kitten (don lowed)

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Fingers: Chasing lizards, thinking they’re dragons
Bangers: Cinnamon Toast in pretty much any variation

Fingerbanger 3: Dadahack – Burnt Fox (don lowed)

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Fingers: Every Goddam person that says they were born in the wrong era
Bangers: Building forts

Fingerbanger 4: Pharoahe Monch – Simon Says (Boom Baptist Remix) (don lowed)

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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political ideas. – Aldus Huxley

Fingerbanger 5: Tycho – Send And Receive (Chachi Jones Remix) (don lowed)

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Go fast, fall hard.

Throwback: Lyn Christopher – Take Me with You (don lowed)

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Throwback: Smut Peddlers – One By One (don lowed)

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Dryhump Champion: Sascha Braemer – Belle (Original Mix) (don lowed)

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Fingers: International Shipping
Bangers: Ants on a log

More Kwest. Deal with it.

Fingerbanger 1: Kwest Tha Madd Lad – Damn (don lowed)

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Fingers:  Bat Country
Bangers: Back Country

Fingerbanger 3: Afu Ra Feat. Sly – Stick Up (ChineseMan Records Remix) (don lowed)

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Fingers: Making Up Nonsense
Bangers: Anti-Gravity Stinging Metal Death Rays

Fingerbanger 3:  Gappa G & Hyper Hype – Information Centre (Hype Remix) (don lowed)

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I’m over this post…

Fingerbanger 4: Symarip – Chicken Merry (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 5: Johnny Osbourne – We Need Love (don lowed)

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We’ve done it again. Tunawax is the 2011 Intercontinental Dryhump Champions. But rather than hold it over your heads, we’re giving back…Finely picked dance tracks to go cotton to cotton Lace hearts with.

When you weren’t looking, I switched your bookmark with a picture of Michelle Bachmann… I’m still laughing.

Dryhump Champion: Umek – Slap (Elio K’s Remix) (don lowed)

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What do I name a passageway? How hard am I going to get after it this year? Did I step up when others were down?

Fingerbanger 1: Kap Bambino – Batcaves (Jackson Remix) (don lowed)

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Fingers to: 30 mph killjoy gusts
Bangers: Its just life, nothing serwious…. erm, serious.

Fingerbanger 2: Foster The People – Pumped Up Kicks (The Hood Internet Remix Feat. Hollywood Holt) (don lowed)

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It’s nice to finally know the real name of this song… thanks intercube friend. I ttly owe you some ttyl punch go-gurt.

Fingerbanger 3: Block Party – The Tulips (Minotaur Shock Remix) (don lowed)

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Working out kilowatttttssss per hour. Tower of power. Made in the fukkn’ shower. Redux coming soon…?

Fingerbanger 4: Teenage Mutants With Stereophil – Bangla (The Coconut Wireless Remix) (don lowed)

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Fingerbanger 5: Slickers – Johnny Too Bad (don lowed)

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Stockholm Reprezzzents…

We’ve done it again. Tunawax is the 2011 Intercontinental Dryhump Champions. But rather than hold it over your heads, we’re giving back…Finely picked dance tracks to go cotton to cotton with.

Dryhump Champion: 420 Ceis – Can Feel It (Unclesounds Dirty South Mix) (don lowed)

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Your fortunes lie in that there is anything here today at all.

Fingerbanger 1: Nightmares On Wax – Flip Ya Lid (don lowed)

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This song is sorta what it feels like to ride pow. Been my buddy this week, like slam montages, waterfalls,  and matrixes ((matrices)) of average snowfall records.

Fingerbanger 2: Holy Fuck – Stay Lit (Bishop Morocco Remix) (don lowed)

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IN my pocket I carry a device that by the understanding of most people in the world today, is practically magic. In my backpack, a whole world of technology and that allows me to trade commodities around the world while sitting in a remote village in bumfucknowhere, and then immediately remix a song that was just published 5 minutes before by someone I never met. I can go almost anywhere in my 4 wheel drive, power everything, off road vehicle…and if I can’t get there in that, I’ll charter a heli that’ll pick me up at my doorstep, and later save my ass when it needs saving. I can, if I choose, live and die (sometimes daily), without leaving climate controlled spaces with sanitary conditions and instant food.  Within 5 minutes of waking up everyday, I literally exceed the useable collective power of all previous world rulers combined. None of these things I’ve listed are unique to me. We live the life that all of history dreamed impossible, and yet made possible. Quite truthfully, the limitations that exist are what we perceive them to be… nothing more and nothing less. So rhetorically, why is it that the vast majority of the people I talk to are so goddamn sorry for themselves? I already have my answer, but I’ll let you figure your own.

Fingerbanger 3: Nosaj Thing – Light # 2 (don lowed)

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What is this… New nouveau nu wave?

Fingerbanger 4: Bishop Morocco – Our Time(don lowed)

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Fatality!…Flawless Victory!

Fingerbanger 5: The Ettes – Teeth (don lowed)

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