I don’t know what happend to P.tone today and I don’t really care. Motherfucker didn’t show up for work and his girlfriend’s girlfriend sends me a text asking me to cover the FbF. If she wasn’t a 74 year old porn queen I wouldn’t even bother. From what I head he drove into a tree, or fell on a tree, or shit a tree, not really caring at this point. If he thinks I’m going to keep picking up his slack, he’s wrong. I don’t care if he’s dead.

These songs are from back when you could believe in hip hop. There were hip hop fans. And they bought the shit that they listened to. They bought other shit too. You could be a group, and be considered legitimate even if you didn’t have a Diplo Remix on your album. Actually, I remember a time when having a remix meant that the original song was fucking wack, and the remix was an attempt to save it.  Wait… waht was I saying? MHz – Table scaps, pay $40 for it on amazon or maybe  don’t.

Fingerbanger 1: MHz – World Premier (don lowed)

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I’m putting this one up just for the “steet cred” from all those indie rock crossover kids that hated on hip hop until they met some emohop girl in the dorm room 4 doors down that thought that Slug was oh so dreamy and so they had to ya know… like him too.  Ps. All your BMX tattoos are cooler than you.

Fingerbanger 2: Atmosphere – My Songs (don lowed)

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I stole this song from Edan. Take that!

Fingerbanger 3: Edan – Run That Shit (don lowed)

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If I could choose one group for president, it would be sacred hoop. I would feel safe and sleep comfortable knowing that running the planet is in the hands of one of the most criminally slept on groups of all time.  Buy their shit on myspace here (here) and maybe I won’t put you in a detention camp.

Fingerbanger 4: Sacred Hoop – Oaktree (don lowed)

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If you think this isn’t one of the illest beats in hip hop I have a dirty timbo for your face. Just kidding, my timbos are brand new in the box and I keep the hologram sticker on my really limited edition makes me cooler than you hats. Oh, wait, just kidding again, my timbos are dirty, and soon to be bloody.

Fingerbanger 5: KRS One – MCs Act Like They Dont Know (don lowed)

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