The 1-year anniversary of FINGERBANGER FRIDAYS wants to first give a shout out to anyone that knows Ridell Boots, Laser Plates, Wicked Lip Wheels or Chuck Laufer. Second, you’re all wondering who’s that baby faced kid sporting the maroon and gold from Skateland in 1990?? See that Wisco? Yo… now you know all my secrets… So I’ma bring you the straight heat from my mixtapes circa pre-puberty style-master-general jams.
Diggers dig. Like the seven dwarves on a seven day a week grind (7×7=49, thats how you get shit done). First you hear the heat, then you search like mad trying to figure out what it is, then you stalk that sound like a mad 7-foot-clubfoot man with a mission to bring that record home to make all your other nerd beat heat friends jealous. While most people are content to listen to the dangling ass turd cirle jerk fest of music like DMB, Kidrock, Linkin Nickle 182 whatever even… No I’m not sever ft tall, the point is… raise your hand if you got these records. *crickets* Ok, since it’s a special day I’ll give you the sounds, but, like a sentimental retard, I’m keeping my vinyl to keep me warm at night.
Fingerbanger 1: Dominatrix – The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight (don lowed)
As far as electro goes, this is a top classic cut and not obscure, ask any q-bert-esque DMC style deepJay. As far as anyone else is concerned, this might as well be Indiana Jones vs. The Warriors in Breakin 3 & 1/3. Old school break video nostalgia.
Fingerbanger 2: Hashim – Al Naafiysh (don lowed)
I heard a rumor that Outkast bought their 808 off ebay; the Egyptian Lover probably got his the day after they came out. Maybe Outkast bought his… who knows.
Fingerbanger 3: Egyptian Lover – Egypt, Egypt (don lowed)
GoooLawd, The next two songs were my jams back in the day… those first keys would make me drop the cutest girl like a hot potato covered in aids and run.
Fingerbanger 4: Debbie Deb – When I Hear Music (don lowed)
If I ever roll up to a stoplight next to a girl bumping this song, I’ll probably get wood and follow her home…
Fingerbanger 5: Freestyle – Don’t Stop The Rock (don lowed)
Straight mixtape headphone material for long ass car rides to … everywhere, after this song was a remix of Cypress Hill that I’ve never heard again. My mamma your mamma hanging out clothes… to this day, no one knows what the fuck I’m saying.
Fingerbanger 6: Gigolo Tony – Smurf Rock (don lowed)
One of those time and place songs…
Fingerbanger 7: L.A. Dream Team – Rockberry Jam (don lowed)
This one is dedicated to Harold Hunter. If you know why, +5 points for you.
Fingerbanger 8: Vaughn Mason – Bounce Rock Skate Roll (don lowed)
Inclusion based upon the fact that this song almost seems made for a roller rink. Bump… jigggle… bump… jiggggle… bump… put your cross colours back on for a moment.
Fingerbanger 9: George Clinton – Atomic Dog (don lowed)
Fingerbanger 10: Tom Tom Club- Genius Of Love (don lowed)
Ladies love the feel of the wheel…
Rollver//End//Out – P.Tone