I was going to join the strike, but that’s not my favorite thing to do, and I can’t do my second favorite thing today, or ever. So before they kill this site with SOPA and PIPA-esq legislation, which I’m pretty sure is inevitable because we’re just really dumb monkeys and we learn from history very poorly, here’s another song because I love you. Personally, I blame Metallica… for everything. ever. including AIDS, volcanoes, and marshmallow peeps.

Dryhump Champion: Joris Delacroix – La Mat (Aka Aka & Thalstroem Remix) (don lowed)

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