I was going to wait for a cataclysmic event like the big bang 2.0 where the internet sucks up the rest of the world and all the nerds on my front porch have nothing to talk about except the IRC they had with a girl once and how the sun burns their eyes if they dont cover them with Mt.Dew bottle caps… but I’m sick of waiting and I got better things to do, like wash this girl smell off my sweatpants and write santa a letter about how next year… it’s all about me.

So here it is: Fuzzy Cogitator’s Fingerbanger Friday Top 24 songs to dig your car out of a ditch to (1 year review doo the doo):

Sacred Hoop is #1. Like the love child of Lance Armstrong and Michael Phelps… You don’t stand a triple nipple chance in hell.

Fingerbanger 1: Sacred Hoop – Bathtub Gin (download)

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Fingerbagner 2: Test Icicles – Whats Your Damage (Fred vs. Alan Remix) (download)

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In the mornings I get up, put fruity pebbles in a cup, milk on top, and to the hiphop you don’t stop. This was by and large the anthem of my last summer.

Fingerbanger 3: The Cadillacs – Speedo (Bull Shannon Remix) (download)

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The title song from the Pirate Video of the same name … which I think is a myth. I’ve never seen the video. I’ve never talked to anyone that has seen it. I’ve never seen it for sale anywhere… but, the trailer is still sweet as shit.

Fingerbanger 4: I-Shine -Lubedence (download)

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To all that have slept on this track…. shame shame.

Fingerbanger 5: Bruce Springsteen – I’m On Fire (Cousin Cole’s Bad Desire Mix) (download)

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and was jetty

Fingerbanger 6: Juggaknots – I’m Gonna Kill You (download)

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Fingerbanger 7: Junior Boys – In The Morning ( Alex Smoke Rmx) (download)

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Using gods sleeve to wipe the hell off the city.

Fingerbanger 8: Edan – Rap Beautician (download)

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Fingerbanger 9: Primus – My Name is Mud (Eskmo Mix) (download)

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Fingerbanger 10: Etienne De Crecy – Prix choc (download)

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Not only is this song retarded heat, it is a drop in the hat bucket for Mr. Mark Martin.

Fingerbanger 11: Alias – Justamachine (download)

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Fingerbanger 12: EPMD – Never Seen Before (rmx) (download)

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Fingerbanger 13: Q Lazarus – Goodbye Horses (download)

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this should be higher up on the list, but Fuzzy is an ignant dick – Ed.

Fingerbanger 14: Staple Singers – I’ll Take You There (downlaod)

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Fingerbanger 15: dr.Frankenstein – Frankensteins Pain (download)

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Fingerbanger 16: Grand National – By the Time (Mondkopf Remix) (download)

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Fingerbanger 17: The Joy Formidable – Austere (download)

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Fingerbanger 18: Shyheim & Big L – Furious Anger (download)

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Fingerbanger 19: Mylo – Emotion 98.6 (download)

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Fingerbanger 20: Scram Jones – Liquid Heat (download)

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a soft uncomfortable position, still sorta fun tho.

Fingerbanger 21: John Selway – Shake the Snow (download)

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how did this make the list? Pffff… becasue I said so. Now brush your teeth and go to bed.

Fingerbanger 22: Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons – Beggin’ (Pilooski Edit) (download)

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Fingerbanger 23: MBZ – Darko Dub (download)

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Fingerbanger 24: Jel – All Day Breakfast (download)

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happynewyear-over//end//out//p.tone